"I will not testify on a boat,
I will not testify with a goat.
I will not testify,
Here nor there.
I will not testify anywhere.
I will not testify first. Or last.
I will not testify slow or fast.
There's nothing more for me to say. I can't remember, anyway.
Dr.Seuss-Ford"

— Dr. Carol M. Swain (@carolmswain) September 25, 2018